The Wiseman's Page

About the Critterville Me:

With a strong background in music. I recently moved to Critterville Cove to open WCCR radio.
I previously worked at WROV and WTOY both in Roanoke VA. I have also been a member of the I.A.T.S.E. and traveled extensively with bands doing sound and lights. I am the online personality that you never know what to expect next.

Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):

Marnin Grita Guy

What I do in Critterville Cove:

I am the station manager of WCCR radio.
WCCR plays a broad range of music from
Trop-Rock to the soothing sounds of Julie London.
Whatever your mood WCCR has the sound for you.

Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:

Other/Miscellaneous

Why I moved to Critterville Cove:

Early in life my dream was to become a DJ at a radio station. I acheived that while still a senior in high school but let greed pull me away for the mighty dollar. Since my second choice for a profession was a professional window washer in NY City, and I feel too old to realize that dream, I opted for choice number three which was a professional Bum. This was not as successful a venture as I had hoped so I decided to revert back to my original goal with hopes of acheiving the third along the way.

My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:

Not yet - Someday I will! I am patient.

Favorite Beer:

cold

Other Favorite Drinks:

Margaritas, what did you expect?

Favorite Beach (other than Critterville Cove), and Why:

Treasure Island, FL.

They have beautiful beaches there as well as being close to numerous friends.

Favorite Captain Quote:

"All you need in this life is a tremendous sex drive and a great ego ... brains don't mean a shit!" - CAPTAIN TONY TARRACINO

Birthday (month/day):

01/30

Anything else we should know?

I am single and looking. I am available for pubic appearances...oops make that public appearances.
I can come in various costumes and live remotes are also available.