The Critterville Me is retired, yet gravity has not struck. I can eat as much as I want and never gain an ounce. I throw the best parties and everyone is angling to get an invitation to one, since I am the coolest, hottest, sexiest, richest, not to mention the most active imagination around.
Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):
Lesa
What I do in Critterville Cove:
I sit on a barstool with my ever faithful dogs at my feet telling outrageous stories and giving outlandish advice for the price of a drink and a couple of cheeseburgers for my dogs.
Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:
Bars/Clubs, Entertainment
Why I moved to Critterville Cove:
To live out my dreams
My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:
Not yet! I am begging! It is my dream to be a stripper!
Favorite Beer:
yuck!!!!!!
Other Favorite Drinks:
jello shooters, scooby snacks, orange crush, most anything with an umbrella
Favorite Beach (other than Critterville Cove), and Why:
Orient Beach. It's the only clothing optional beach I've ever been to, and after going there and having a look around, I don't feel so bad anymore :)
Favorite Captain Quote:
"A cereal that stays crunchy ... even in milk." - CAP'N CRUNCH
Birthday (month/day):
May 21, 19something
Anything else we should know?
As soon as I find out, I'll let you know
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To learn more about the BN Critters, visit their website at BNCritters.com and also check out the daily fun taking place in the BN Critters forum at BuffettNews.com, the place where this lunacy all began.
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To learn more about the BN Critters, visit their website at BNCritters.com and also check out the daily fun taking place in the BN Critters forum at BuffettNews.com, the place where this lunacy all began.
~~~~~ surfpirate
(Orient Beach, eh?)