Critterville Cove Medical Center's Page

About the Critterville Me:

We are a non-profit organization that takes care of all that ails you.
Fall of the barstool? no problem we can fix it.
Scraped up while surfing? no prob. we can fix it.
Too many naughty lessons? We can soothe that!
Too much Rum Jumbie? We got a cure.

Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):

STL Parrothead

What I do in Critterville Cove:

Oh, you gotta meet our wonderful Nurse Louie, D.O.N. of our Medical Center. She can cure it all!

And don't forget to ask her about her special sponge baths.

Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:

Public Services

Why I moved to Critterville Cove:

We came here to Critterville Cove because it seems there was a need. With all that goes on here, we are sure you'll need us sooner or later.

My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:

Not yet! I am begging! It is my dream to be a stripper!

Favorite Beer:

no beer here

Other Favorite Drinks:

Nurse Louie keeps a stash of various things in her locker.

Favorite Captain Quote:

"Got a little Captain in you?" - CAPTAIN MORGAN

Birthday (month/day):

11/3

Anything else we should know?

We are open 24/7.
If the nurse is not on duty, the key to her stash is under the desk. Or try back later.