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I'm confused -- or; Nitpicking Time
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The Sun Is Shining, I'm On My Bike .... It's Just Another Day In Paradise

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August 17, 2009

Bicycle Bill replied to surfpirate's discussion 'BN Critters One Year Anniversary (and another contest?)'

Well, I got my shirt for winning. Thanks, SP!! As soon as I figure out how to take a picture, convert it to digital, upload it somewhere, and then forward it someplace else, I'll get it posted. -"BB"-

May 19, 2009

Bicycle Bill replied to surfpirate's discussion 'BN Critters One Year Anniversary (and another contest?)'

Maybe I'm just not Crittered enough. It was challenging, sure, but I think contest #2 was tougher than this one. -"BB"-

March 27, 2009

Bicycle Bill replied to surfpirate's discussion 'IRoCK Flag and National Anthem'

FWIW - I like flag #1. National Anthem — either Mañana or Wasting Away Again in Critterville. National Beverage — the Margarita National Wildlife Animal — the Manatee National Tree — One Lone Palm (Cocos nucifera solo) National Mineral — Beach sand…

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About the Critterville Me:

I'm Bicycle Bill, former semi-professional cyclist. After getting tired of being beaten regularly by the likes of Greg LeMond and Lance Armstrong, I announced my retirement, sold my racing bikes, bought a beach cruiser, and headed for Critterville Cove.

Outside of Critterville Cove, I am known as (e.g. your BuffettNews name, BuffettWorld name, MeetThePhlockers name, etc.):

Bicycle Bill

What I do in Critterville Cove:

I'm running Bicycle Bill's Beach Cruises. Visitors rent their beach cruisers from Staredge, then join me for guided group rides (10:00 AM and 3:30 PM daily except Wednesdays) around the beaches and bars of Critterville Cove.

Where to find my listing in the Critterville Cove Yellow Pages:

Island/Tourism Services, Sports/Recreation

Why I moved to Critterville Cove:

Why not? Everybody's got to be somewhere, and I guess I needed to be here.

My BN Critters "Stripper" Status:

Not yet - Someday I will! I am patient.

Favorite Beer:

St. Pauli Girl dark

Other Favorite Drinks:

Anything with rum and pineapple juice

Favorite Beach (other than Critterville Cove), and Why:

Bare-ass Beach along the Mississippi River near La Crosse, WI.
Why? BOOBIES!!!
(there. I used the secret word! Maybe now I'll get stripped!!)

Favorite Captain Quote:

"Got a little Captain in you?" - CAPTAIN MORGAN

Birthday (month/day):

November 27th

Anything else we should know?

I can be persuaded to sing Jimmy Buffett at karaoke nights at any Tiki bar in the land. I'll start working on adding some Benny Puckett tunes to my repertoire to increase my share of free drinks from the Old AOLers.

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At 9:07pm on October 20, 2009, Bicycle Bill said…: Hey, I just got a shout-out from SP for an idea I sent him for the strip. Maybe I should have him make me up an "almost-a-stripper" banner....?

At 8:14am on February 3, 2009, surfpirate said…: Bicycle Bill wrote on my page: "Thanks for getting me into the Critter Cove Yellow Pages so quickly. One thing, though -- clicking on my name brings up an "unable to find" message."

Fixed it for ya.

At 6:18am on February 2, 2009, Conolulu said…: If we don't have a karaoke bar, we certainly need one!
Welcome to Da Cove , Bill!

At 5:14am on February 1, 2009, surfpirate said…: Welcome to Critterville Cove! Navigate around, join some groups (we love participation) and have fun!

To learn more about the BN Critters, visit their website at BNCritters.com and also check out the daily fun taking place in the BN Critters forum at BuffettNews.com, the place where this lunacy all began. The BN Critters also have their own group at MeetThePhlockers.com, so be sure to join up there too (you can use the same logon at both MTP and here)!