Dear Tipsy

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I'll tell it like it is. FRAKKIN' DEAL WITH IT!

Permalink Reply by backstreets77 on November 2, 2009 at 7:10pm: Dear Tipsy,

Ever since Critterpalooza,I havent been able to get the taste of my friends Smokin Ballz out of my mouth. Im home and and i crave to have the sweet nectar thats in those Ballz but I cant them any where. I thought id try to make my own but I just cant get my Ballz to smoke. And i dont have a straw long enough to suck from like he did. Where am I going wrong?

Smokeless in Seattle; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by SkoolGrl<3 on November 3, 2009 at 9:15pm: Ooooh unedited indeed!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Chip (Critter'sOwnDrunk) on January 31, 2010 at 5:19pm: Dear Tipsy,

Have you still got a job at the paper? It doesn't seem like you get many letters. How can they afford to employ you? You must have gotten knee pads for Chrittermas!

Concerned Reader

P.S. I have been reading back issues at the library since I haven't gotten the paper in months.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Saltx3 on August 24, 2010 at 7:32pm: Dear Tipsy: I am so very confused. I am a fairly new critter and am unsure of the rules surrounding the use of the Critterpole. I have searched the land of Critterville Cove for this important information but have yet to find it. I did see some pictures but there are no step by step instructions. Is the Critterpole similar to a Swiffer Pole? If that is the case I should be OK since I am pretty good at dancing with my Swiffer each time I mop the kitchen floor. Is someone available to provide instructions on the proper use of the pole. I so want to do it right.

Signed

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Permalink Reply by Tipsy on August 30, 2010 at 10:34am: Oh no no no! If you have to ask if you're doing it right, then you're definitely not doing it right. It's an art, and artists don't need to ask for validation that what they've done is right!

Just feel the pole... be one with the pole... let the moment guide you. Spontaneity!; ▶ Reply to This